Cockbox is a Tor-friendly, privacy-oriented Linux/BSD VPS provider with a tongue-in-cheek brand identity. It accepts only Bitcoin and Monero, with fully automated provisioning — servers are up within 60 seconds of payment confirmation. The platform is entirely custom-built and colocated in relaxed, privacy-friendly datacenters.

Servers are available in Moldova (NVMe) and Romania (SSD cached & HDD), with plans starting at $10/month (HDD) and $15/month (NVMe/SSD). Features include VNC access, custom storage sizing, and ISO installations for custom OS setups. Plans are often sold out, suggesting high demand relative to capacity.